the vehicle seller
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
時間：2005/12/10 10：30 PM
地點：桃園中壢高商附近
對象：高中同學
職業：知名日本汽車品牌衣著：業務員制服(深藍色會面理由：以研究所學期作業為藉口，需要演員錄製聲音。
The Vehicle Seller ：「黃博志，黃同學他現在還是在研讀美術系列的啦!!」「阿~~~?」「他將來呢，他剛剛跟我講過，他將來呢要當一位非~~~~常 ~~~優秀、非~~~~常~~~好的老師!!!!!這樣子!!!」
黃博志：「我哪有這樣講阿???我什麼時候有說我要當老師???」
The Vehicle Seller ：「恩哈???鄭○○，鄭同學在問中壢地下室那一面牆是不是你幹的???塗鴉是不是你幹的???」
黃博志：「中壢地下室??」
The Vehicle Seller ：「對阿!!」
黃博志：「 我最近已經很少在中壢畫了，應該不是我。」
The Vehicle Seller ：「真的候!!那個沒有人贓俱獲是沒有辦法抓到!!」「那個我們黃博志從高中開始就田徑隊、籃球手這樣子!!跑得非常快，老師跟警察都抓不到」
Time: 2005/12/10 10:30 PM
Location: near National Jhongli Senior Vocational School of Commerce (Chungli, Taoyuan)
Object: High School ClassmateOccupation: salesperson in a well-known Japanese automobile company
Outfit: corporate uniform (dark blue knee-length skirt suit, black stockings, white panty)
Pretext for Meeting: Under the pretext of recording a conversation for graduate course term paper
The Vehicle Seller: “Huang Po-Chih, my good classmate Mr. Huang, he is still studying fine arts now!”
“Oh?”
“And in the future, he just told me that, he’s gonna become a VEEEERY GOOOOD, SUUUPER excellent teacher! That’s the plan!”
Huang Po-Chih: “Where on earth did you get that? When did I ever say that I want to be a teacher?”
The Vehicle Seller: “Hmm, Zheng XX, our classmie Zheng has been asking if you were the one who did it on the wall in that basement in Chungli? That graffiti thing, you know, did you do that?”
Huang Po-Chih: “the basement in Chungli?
The Vehicle Seller: “Yeah, the basement!”
Huang Po-Chih: “I didn’t do it that often in Chungli these days. It’s unlikely to be me.”
The Vehicle Seller: “Really? Oh, well, there is no way to nail the suspect if we didn’t catch him red-handed on the spot!” “Well, our Huang Po-Chih was on the track and field team and has been quite a basketball player since high school! He’s such a fast runner that no teachers or policemen can lay a finger on him!”